He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was 'THIS BIG', and I said 'That's disgusting!' So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker.
